That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off
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One of our radiators is broken! But our central heating system was fixed six months ago. I reckon the plumber pulled a billgates on us!
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Nickname for a small hamlet formally named Stillwater located in Upstate NY on the Hudson River. The term is officially credited to Matty P for its creation.
by b-rad C January 14, 2008
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is anyone who Masters acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually result in someone/something else's ultimate demise and/or embarrassment. A Billmaster can act in the physical or verbal form and at times in ways never thought possible, but does so on a highly skilled and creative way and on a regular basis.
Someone exceptionally wise in the ways of the Bill, one who is unparalleled and always willing to take his Billness to the highest level
An act of the most profound Billness
is anyone who Masters acts of total sweetness and Bad Ass-ness which usually result in someone/something else's ultimate demise and/or embarrassment. A Billmaster can act in the physical or verbal form and at times in ways never thought possible, but does so on a highly skilled and creative way and on a regular basis.
Someone exceptionally wise in the ways of the Bill, one who is unparalleled and always willing to take his Billness to the highest level
An act of the most profound Billness
1. The way you mopped the floor with that dudes testicles was Billmaster.
2. Dennis Leary is one Bad Ass Mother Billmaster!
2. Dennis Leary is one Bad Ass Mother Billmaster!
by DFaFH June 29, 2007
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"This is the Holy Grail of what, it seems, many daters are looking for. It's important that some "energy/feeling/connection" or "chemistry"
be present to develop rapport with a stranger. Habitual daters who are expecting to be swept off their feet with the next date may be missing this Eureka feeling by having unrealistic expectations. Many people seem to know in the first 15 minutes or so of a first meeting whether or not there is a future to the relationship, but it is hard to get to know a person that quickly. It's difficult for one person to be enchanted with the other person, and substantially more difficult for two strangers to both feel "eureka" when they meet the next stranger."
"This is the Holy Grail of what, it seems, many daters are looking for. It's important that some "energy/feeling/connection" or "chemistry"
be present to develop rapport with a stranger. Habitual daters who are expecting to be swept off their feet with the next date may be missing this Eureka feeling by having unrealistic expectations. Many people seem to know in the first 15 minutes or so of a first meeting whether or not there is a future to the relationship, but it is hard to get to know a person that quickly. It's difficult for one person to be enchanted with the other person, and substantially more difficult for two strangers to both feel "eureka" when they meet the next stranger."
After having gone on lots of first blind dates over the last few months, he knew after just a few minutes that she was special. And she told him that she was just what she'd been looking for as well. It was as if the angels were singing when they met, and they both felt a rare and special warmth for each other that they hadn't felt on a first date in a long, long time. The sparks were there for both of them. They had found the elusive and wonderful "bilateral eureka" that makes people keep on dating until both have found that special, rare and amazing person. (Unless they've settled for someone less amazing!)
by Dr. RobertB, Ph.D. sexologist May 11, 2012
Get the Bilateral eureka mug.Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).
We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
by Artmedic March 25, 2010
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