Confederate flag bikini

An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."

The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Lutheran bikini

This is a swim suit consisting of full boys' shorts for a bottom and a sports bra top, designed to be minimally revealing and therefore not likely to trouble the pastor. Usually worn by the timid and the pious.

Heather went swimming in the creek while wearing a Lutheran bikini, and was roundly hooted for doing so.

by banana oil August 15, 2007

Bikini spider

unruly hairs poking out of the edge of bikini bottoms

Hey check out her bikini spiders!

by Agent 86 May 5, 2005

BFF Bikini Top Swap

When two (or more) girl friends with different colored bikinis swap their tops so that they're matching. Used especially on social media to show that they're best friends.

"My friend and I did a BFF bikini top swap at the beach so everyone knew we were there together"

by Blackjack Archer January 9, 2023

bikinimom

A health and fitness guru after having 4 children in 5 years became a fitness model, competitive body builder and bikini model. She now consults with abused and battered women and children.

bikinimom

by bikinidad July 29, 2009

granny bikini

This is the variant of the bikini swimsuit that was popular and considered daring in the mid-1960's, when the Beach Party movies were made starring Annette Funicello or the original version of Where the Boys Are. It consists of a full, often padded, bra and a short-shorts or skirted bottom, as opposed to the string bikini or the French cut bikini of later times. This term is usually used sarcastically to refer to the type of swimwear occasionally adopted by those who are excessively modest or who have very restrictive parents.

Jessica can only wear granny bikinis on the coast because her parents are professional hardshell Baptists.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 23, 2006

bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007