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biddeford middle school

Stupid ass school that doesn't barley let us do shit the principal is a douche and I fucking hate that school and that is where all the girls talk shot about each other and then turn around and go hang out with the girls they were talking shut about like tf .
Do you wanna go to biddeford middle school son?

Answer: Nah I'd rather die or go to sms
by Lokeud3472 November 24, 2017
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biddeford sleigh ride

For a couple to be engaging in intercourse in the back of a vehicle (preferably a truck) and be driven around by some one else.
I can't believe dr. ken gave those two a biddeford sleigh ride
by keblin porn August 1, 2008
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biddeford shoe horn

When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!
Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!
by Wrathofcarl December 30, 2016
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biddeford middle school teachers

annoying people who don't give a crap about your life or your learning. almost all of these teachers are strict for no reason. the only good ones are the ones who don't give you work.
by julmalxoxo June 5, 2018
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Bideford

Beautiful georgian town situated within a UNESCO designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty and Site of Special Scientific Interest. The award of such accolades is balanced out by having a population of mendicants who use their giro's to fund gargantuan drug and alcohol habits.

Since the addition of the link road (A39), in 1988, the indigenous folk of Bideford are able to leave, in one direction, to the bright lights of Barnstaple and, in the other, to other shitty, clique redneck villages; such as Hartland, a true cultural experience that, funnily enough, is not represented,or recommended, by any form of tourist information.

Bidefordians can be identified by lack of teeth, drunken gait, bad tattoo's, unkept hair, and most under 30's speak in a jamaican patois and own a staffordshire bull terrier, often referred to as Bidiots.
Tourist Information......Bideford...where old hippies go to die...noisily and with very little dignity
by ilikebighairysailors1 December 20, 2010
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Bideford

A small port town in devon, which boats follow the river down from its mouth and discover a bridge blocking their path. This bridge ensures that many sailors spend their time in the bidefordian pubs.

The town is located in the worst valley in the country, with frequent river floods and annoying hills to climb.

Despite it's annoying location the town has survived to not becoming like their surrounding redneck/incest sister towns and villages, known as Hartland, Northam, Appledore and Clovelly.

Luckily for Bidefordians the town is located near to the busier town of Barnstaple where a train station is located.

The Bidefordians can then take a train to Exeter, and get the hell out of devon.

Bideford is known for it's drunks at new years, easter, bonfire night, st georges day, mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays and saturdays.

After feeling like a alcohol god, Bidefordians like to take a traditional sunday rest before going out on another piss up...

Traditional Bidefordian people can be recognised by their staffordshire bull terriers, tracksuit bottoms, hoodies, and cigarettes in mouths. They walk very slowly, have a look of gaumlessness, and spend most of their time on street corners. Not to be mistaken by Zombie Prostitutes.

The less traditional Bidefordians have black hair and painted nails... they have an 'individual' look about them...traditional Bidefordians known these 'individuals' as "emos" and is the most commonly used word in Bidefordian culture.
Dude1: i am going to pick up this zombie prostitute for us.

Dude2: NO DON'T that prostitute is from Bideford
by Montague667 March 3, 2011
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Bideford Baguette

The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.
"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"
by Not Bambi January 20, 2024
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