Bitextual

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.

Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!

by AJets December 16, 2008

Bicepual

–noun
1. A bro who spends an inordinate amount of time at the gym working on his biceps to impress other bros, or as claimed, the ladies.

Chad spends hours in the gym doing curls for the girls. He's a total bicepual.

by Guaranteed December 12, 2009

Bipetual

Normally people are either a "dog person" or a "cat person", however when one is bipetual, it means they like both cats and dogs equally

Person 1: Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Person 2: Both, I'm bipetual

by hiyachaos October 15, 2017

bipetual

a person, or a description of a person or a group of people, who likes both dogs and cats (can be used as a noun or an adjective)

This family is bipetual - they have a litter box and a doggy-door; a bipetual went to PetSmart and bought a leash and a catnip toy.

by sproing August 4, 2006

bisextualfuckfest

Fun! An orgasmic experience that is both enjoyable and exhilirating!

sexsexsexsexsex, cocks! boobs! yay bisextualfuckfest!

by M.N. July 10, 2006

Bicatual

You see there are three genders; Boys, Girls and cats. So Bicatual means that you like cats and boys ( this is a term for girls liking both cats and boys)

(For a girls perspective)
Meowsbian- likes cats
Bisexual- males and females
Lesbian- females
Purrtual- Females and cats
Straight- Guys

cute boy- 'Wow GURL you look hot!!!!'
cute girl- 'yeah, I am just gonna inform you, I am Bicatual'
cute boy- ' oh! Ok, we'll have a nice night!
cute girl- 'mmmm, I thought so'

by WHOOOOOOOOOO September 30, 2014

bicepsual

The name for someone that is in love with their own body more than anyone else. These are usually people who go to the gym and just stare at themselves in the mirror.

"Look at that guy staring at himself in the mirror"
"Don't try hit on him"
"Why"
"He's bicepsual. He'd rather have sex with his arms than make out with you"

by WanJnr23 November 1, 2013