Bibliophile

Someone who loves books, I As A Bibliophile Myself we are not "Book Fuckers: or "Pedophiles" we do not have sex with books, we just like to read. so please get your head out of the clouds and understand us, Love ~A Bibliophile

Asshole #1: ew your a bibliophile? so your a pedophile or a book fucker?
Bibliophile: NO! We just like books, we do not fuck children or books

by Hi My Name Is Muriel! April 9, 2019

Bibliophile

Mixing the words "Pedophile" and "Bible" together, according to the famous Banana Man; Ray Comfort.

Leonie: "As a bibliophile, I'm sure..."

Ray Comfort: "If you call any other Christian on this page a 'bibliophile' I will ban you."

Leonie: "It means lover of books"

Ray Comfort: "I thought it was just another atheist insult, a cross between pedophile and Bible. My sincere apologies. Still learning. Best wishes."

by GorillaMike713 April 12, 2013

Bibliophile

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

Bibliohoe

A hoe that looks for men at Barns and Noble.

My friends and I witnessed a bibliohoe descend upon a young book buyer.

by BobtheLob 35 March 8, 2017

Biblioklept

one who steals books

The biblioklept holds her bounty tightly.

by #Noodle November 18, 2020

Bibliophobe

1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books

Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe

by Why hello there, fandom June 26, 2014

Bibliophile

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016