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Bitcheriffic

A sarcastic response to the question "How are you?"

To be used when the respondent is in a bad mood.
I asked Mary how she was and she said she was in a bitcheriffic mood.
by lusciouslulu October 4, 2010
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Bitcherfly

The 3rd stage of bitch metamorphism.

A true, skilled, battle hardened bitch.

A Bitcherfly gets between 80%-100% of everything he/she wants, simply by bitching for it. Also has the ability to bitch at superiors.

This stage is reached after breaking out of the Bitch Cocoon stage.
Example 1: Jacob bitched at Taylor that she owed him $200 even though Taylor paid him already. His bitching, however, was too powerful and she gave him another $200. Jacob truly is a Bitcherfly.

Example 2: Many people think they are Bitcherflys without realizing they are still Bitch Cocoons.
by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014
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bitchercising

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.
Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.
by Kate W. and Justine McQ. November 16, 2006
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Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.
'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'
by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015
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bitchery

noun
(1) Excessive complaints, especially those which are unfounded, ignorant, or misinformed, especially through an electronically mediated forum.
(2) Excessive verbiage from a bitch, especially a female.
(3) An unexpected accomplishment, especially one achieved outside the perceived level of skill of the individual. Witchery, with a "b".
(4) See also bitch.
(1) I am writing a response to the bitchery on this discussion board.
(2) As my ex, you should stop bombarding me with your bitchery.
(3) The manner in which you achieved that high score was pure bitchery.
by Dennis Keith Gill Jr. February 18, 2004
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Bitchery

A place where your average bitch is manufactured and produced; something a hoe will throw down on you.
Pablo: Damn that girl looks like she's straight up from the local bitchery!
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Juan: GIRL WHY YOU BE THROWIN DOWN SO MUCH BITCHERY ON THAT POOR BOY
by Alden the Fuckboi Slayer August 8, 2015
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Bitcherized

To be forced to submission by a bitch or by someone's bitching
"Bob got bitcherized last night, that girl Katy wouldn't stop bitching at him about drinking until he quit"
by mexicanoutlaw March 5, 2010
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