Bloomfield, Ny

A town where everyone pretends to be "country" even though they're not. A place where the school is made up of greasy ass people who don't take showers and call themselves juggalos, whores who get pregnant and have baby daddy drama that they post on facebook and rednecks from generations of inbreeding.

Smells like cowshit we must be in Bloomfield, Ny

by titties33 January 1, 2012

Broomfagging

To slam the ceiling with the handle of a broom in the hopes of quieting the apartment above you.

I had to go ask my downstairs neighbors to quit broomfagging the ceiling, it was really killing the party vibes

by UrbanGenius99 November 8, 2021

boomfy

When your not fat but you have a little chunk

My legs are boomfy

by satyon April 4, 2020

West bloomfield

A city in Michigan in Oakland County known for the MANY Chaldeans and Jews that live there.

There are many Chaldeans and Jews in West Bloomfield.

by The_Unknown February 5, 2005

boomf

used on stan twitter. it is an abbreviation of best one of my followers. similar to oomf but for the best.

omg i love boomf they are a great groupchat! and totally gay!

by openamoment May 27, 2020

Bloomfield Hills

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity. The girls for the most part are pretty bitchy, but hot. Everyone has a northface at age 5...located in oakland county- THE REAL OC BITCHESS, designer anything is the way to go

i like your range rover, youre a bloomfield hills kid huh?

by doobies4u November 18, 2005

West Bloomfield High School

A bunch of kids that mess around and act like there cool and vape. They also go over the top for homecoming. Thanks Mr. Watson

I got to West Bloomfield high school

by High Cow October 10, 2018