A Bessie is that b. She is your sunshine and you will do anything for y’all’s Bessie. She is so like you but unlike you in everyway and she will take a bullet for you while you would jump off a cliff for her. Anyways I just wanted to say ily 😘 to mah Bessie
by thisiswhomadethis <3 September 19, 2021
Get the Bessie mug.A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
by YesOkCool May 22, 2018
Get the Crazier than a bessie bug mug.Very amusing girl who can sometimes be really crazy but in a good way. A bessie is always very suportive of your decisions altough she does occationally laugh at them. Also really likes babies so watch out.
Look at her go! She's a real Bessie that one.
Mother 1: "Did you see that Bessie!?"
Mother 2: "Yes! she tried to steal your baby!"
Mother 1: "Did you see that Bessie!?"
Mother 2: "Yes! she tried to steal your baby!"
by Poisedon(GodoftheSea) November 5, 2011
Get the Bessie mug."Bessin" is the action of outwardly, unapologetically being a total pussy/bitch. Distinctly different than the normal definition of being a pussy, an action is described as "Bessin" if one is outspoken about being a bitch, and makes no attempt to hide it. First popularized by Slowdown kids in rap music.
"Johnny said he wanted to fight me, and when we arranged a spot to meet he didn't show up. That dude is bessin."
"I went to the party last night, but I left cause everybody was bessin."
"If somebody's got beef we can get it, I ain't no bessin ass bitch."
"I went to the party last night, but I left cause everybody was bessin."
"If somebody's got beef we can get it, I ain't no bessin ass bitch."
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Get the Wet Bessies mug.Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
Get the Bessie the cow mug.A cool chick, who normally rocks a braid or a bun. Can make anyone laugh, and laughs at herself half the time. Will be brutally honest, so only ask if you wanna know. Musically inclined and intelligent, but can pack a punch like effing superman. Sometimes overweight, but super cool about it. Best friend to have, will be loyal forever. No exceptions. THE person to count on.
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Jack: DAYUM. that Bessie doesn't hold back!
John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.
* nurses shoulder*
John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.
* nurses shoulder*
by Im Still Into You- on repeat- January 7, 2015
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