betowhy

A personality type characterised by rigid, linear and sequential thought processes. When faced with the problem of getting from point "A" to point "Z" persons of this type will automatically assume that they must pass through all points from "B" to "Y".

When the boss implemented a procedure for implementing new procedures and incorporating them into the office procedures manual everybody realised that the boss suffered from an affliction common to middle management - a betowhy personality and an inabiliy to see the big picture.

by zeb zotop November 12, 2011

botoxymoron

someone who goes under the knife in an attempt to look better/younger/faster than before, and yet emerges strangely ... not.

"Poor Melanie Griffith, she's such a botoxymoron. Bitch needs to stop with the injections before her face swells beyond all recognition and the corners of her lips meet at the back of her head."

by westward ho June 18, 2007

botox forehead

Term for obvious botox in the forehead- seen when one shows expression, only the very top of the forehead crinkles, the rest is waxy smooth and doesn't move.

Hey, honey, you missed a spot with your botox forehead- it's still moving at the top!

by kitters February 8, 2013

Beto Chavez

1. A character in Chapter 1 of the first of the "Dime!" series of Spanish high school textbooks who acts rather shadily toward a girl in the library.

2. Anyone who says repeatedly, "Me llamo Beto...Beto Chavez."

3. Any sort of sleaze-wad.

"I wish that really pushy guy would leave those poor girls alone and stop being such a Beto Chavez."

by Bejesus May 7, 2003

monsieur béton

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.

Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !

by RobMichels December 7, 2018

BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.

My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!

by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

ola beto

All about it, be about it, been about it.

Someone that represents words by actions. Not just saying it.

“He ola Beto fo sho “
“She ola Beto, she ain’t lying”

by Olabetolivn November 25, 2021