Bertram 

An extremly good person in bed.

Ahhhh Bertram your so hot.

Bertram by Amelia00050007 January 4, 2023

Bertram Effect 

The effect in which something good will never happen to you but will happen to another person.

Bertram From the Disney Show “Jessie” never has good things happening to him but only to other people.

“Bro I can’t land this shot, but this guy can land it to me perfectly!”
“Ah yeah man, the Bertram effect”

Bertram Effect by FlyingPengz June 13, 2020

Bertram Chick

A Bertram Chick is a legendary homeless groundhog who is said to put half drank apple juice in your locker when you are not looking.

Omg Bertram Chick came to my locker last night!

Bertram Chick by wompwompwompatootie May 8, 2024

Bertram John 

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone

Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!

Bertram John by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY 

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY by DailyBertram October 24, 2020

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY 

National Bertram Day
Lets celebrate the best butler every by telling everyone that they look like Bertram from Hey Jessie:)

National Bertram Day
Girl: Hey, today is National Bertram day. That means that we compliment people today!
Boy: Cool, what do we say to them

Girl: You tell everyone that they look like Bertram!!!! :)

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY by swaggypeppa October 21, 2019

dirty bertram 

The act of cutting a fleshlight out of you dog or cats ass and using it on your best friend

Chad: Dude did you see that Daniel went to jail yesterday?
Brad: Yea dude i heard that he did a Dirty Bertram on Mike

dirty bertram by Mastersex123 September 27, 2022