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Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center
by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022
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berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.
person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!
by the 4 babes June 12, 2019
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beethovens 69th symphony

-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
by DJ.B November 7, 2010
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Beethday

The day when someone wishes a belated birthday to a boy/girl.
Joe: Man i had a tough time dealing with late wishes.
Jose: Dude, today You have been acting like a beethday boy.
by zeesh November 10, 2011
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Bartholomew Douglas

Another term for weed or thc products
by Bartholomew Douglas November 6, 2022
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beethoven

Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
Possibly the most revolutionary and effective composer of all time, Ludwig van Beethoven wrote 9 symphonies with sketches for a tenth, 5 piano concerti, a violin concerto, 32 sonatas (not 23 like it says up there), 16 string quartets, and other various works: in all, over 130 number opera (plural of opus) and numerous other works labeled 'work without opus'. His five piano concerti have sold more copies than almost any other classical record. Beethoven was composer in both the classical and romantic periods. His third symphony in Eb major, "eroica," is said to be the beginning of the romantic period.
Near his last 20 years of life, he finally accepted he was going deaf and went into a state of severe depression, during which he composed very little, but what he did compose, including the famous "chorale" symphony in Dm (no. 9), was great. Unfortunately, his opera, Fidelio, failed horribly because of Beethoven's diminishing hearing.
The greatest mistake of Beethoven's career was Work Without Opus No. 59: Bagatelle in A minor (Für Elise for you non-musicologists). This piece, besides mozart's K 545, is the most-spammed piece by pianists in the history of the world. In fact, it pisses them off, so just don't play it!

Famous Pieces by Beethoven include:
Symphony No. 3 in Eb major "eroica"
Symphony No. 5 in Cm
Symphony No. 6 in F major "pastorale"
Symphony No. 9 in Dm "chorale"
Piano Concerto No. 5 in Eb major "emperor"
Piano Sonata No. 8 in Cm "pathetique"
Piano Sonata No. 14 in C#m "moonlight" (quasi un fantasia)
Piano Sonata No. 29 in Bb major "hammerklavier"
33 Variations on a Waltz by Diabelli
WoO 59 in Am "Für Elise"
Music store customer #1: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(10 minutes later)
Music store customer #2: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
(30 minutes later)
Music store customer #3: I'll have a copy of Für Elise.
Actually talented pianist: OMG why did beethoven even write that?
by Brian H. August 20, 2007
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