Bernoulli Boner

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

Berlow

A fucking cunt who sucks gigantic cocks while giving a hand job to reingold. Also he's very skinny fat and the only reason he has a wife is because she's a gold digger. Hes also a bald weirdo who looks at reingold's dick and eating his semon cookies! He sweezs reingold's manboobs like there acutual boobs and sucks on thems too.

Reingold: SUCK : COCK NOW

Berlow: ok

A few minutes later...

Reingold: OH YEAH UHH!!! EAT MY COOKIES... NOW

Berlow: ok

The berlow pulled my pants down.

by Euehebd May 30, 2018

bearpocalypse

The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.

The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

by HobieKopek April 20, 2007

Berp a derp derp

A phrase used to express emotion, typically confusion or happiness.

Suzie: "I just love ice skating!"
Johnny: "Berp a derp derp! What?"

by YoGrannmotha August 28, 2010

bermondsey

as i grew up there myself, (don't worry im not a hooligan or thief OR chav) it has its positives & negatives. the positives are that it has some nice people (yes, it does) and the negatives are the football team millwall. (i still support them) so yes, bermondsey isn't very pleasant nowadays.

'oi you, what you looking at?'
'oi im from bermondsey mate, who do ya think your talking to?'

and as so the man who offended the bermondsey lad gets beaten the shit out of.

by lolsl October 25, 2009

san berdoo

Informal name for the city of San Bernardino, California.

Rolled on down to San Berdoo
Just to smack the Vals and see The Who
Like all them royal bandits do
When they roll down to San Berdoo

by Saint_Sinner August 14, 2016

Bermondsey bomb

An alcoholic beverage whereby the two ingredients of a Jaeger bomb are switched i.e. a shot of Red Bull and a glass of Jaegermeister. The drink was founded by graduates of the London School of Economics in Bermondsey, London (hence the name), and is being increasingly recognised in pubs, bars and club's across the UK and Europe.

The drink is renowned for its high-alcoholic content (owing to skewed proportions of spirit and mixer) and is commonly used by drinkers to achieve a faster and more effective rate of inebriation.

Could I please order three Bermondsey bombs and three shots of tequila?

Man need to get on it...time for a Bermondsey bomb.

by Bermondsey999 May 4, 2015