Benching 

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

Benching by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

benching 

the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.

There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.

benching by Arquin (Gorgonnash Horde) May 10, 2009

Benching 

"Benching": it's the latest craze after "Planking" and ""Neknominate".

Davo was benching when some old bird wanted to sit down on the same bench.

Benching by ChewyAnimal May 1, 2014

Benching 

To sit on a bench in a public place for an hour or more, because you have no place to go, probably because you are homeless.

There are way to many homeless bums benching in central park today.

Benching by poorlittlerichboy March 26, 2010

benching 50 

When you're so tired that your eyelids feel like their benching 50kg just to stay open.

1: Dude, I'm so tired.
2: You benching 50?
1: Yeah.

benching 50 by Definately. May 13, 2005

park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)

Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!

park benching by anonymus August 6, 2003

Sex Benching 

When you and your Military Brothers are in any Asian country on a dirty sex bench in a Bar/Brothel lined up getting a blow job at the same time.

"Dirty Dave" and his bros were in a Taiwan Brothel sex benching in the good ole days!

Sex Benching by simon_says June 25, 2014