Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Fiesta beads

Woman get fiesta beads when they flash their breasts at guys when they are at parties

Damn look how many fiesta beads that girl has. I wish I had boobs as good as hers

by ImInLoveWithHim April 25, 2017

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

benafsha

Benafsha is a very pretty and nice person. She is easy to talk to and always listens to other people's problems. It takes a lot to make her angry, but she never shows it. Benafsha has dad humor and her go-to to make someone laugh is a knock knock joke. She isn't the brightest but her bubbly personality makes up for it.

That girl is so chill, she's such a Benafsha

by ni :P June 4, 2020

the bends

N. Decompression sickness, caused when a diver moves from a high-pressure environment to one of low pressure too rapidly, causing bubbles to form in their bloodstream as gases in pressurized, liquid form quickly revert to their natural state. Symptoms include: blotchy rashes, coughing spasms, dizziness, unconsciousness, and a bizarre inability to bend joints (hence, the phrase the bends).

Hours after the inexperienced diver rocketed from 200 feet to the surface of the ocean, he felt ill and discovered he was suffering from the bends.

by Lo September 1, 2004

benadryl high

a crazy hallucinatory high..

in reality i was standing where the coffee cup was supposed to be (next to the coffee machine and creamer and sugar) and my mind tricked me that there was a blue coffee cup on the counter and i was lifting it up, but in reality i was lifting the creamer container and pouring the sugar into the creamer container, and i poured old cold coffee from that morning (this was at night) into the creamer/sugar mixture i made and tried stirring it (only me and my druggy friend were awake), not to mention i was walking up the stairs to get to the living room in the first place and hallucinated my dog going up the steps so i stood there waiting at empty stairs saying "im waiting for the dog to go up the stairs" when in reality the dog was laying down in the kitchen, so my friend said "man the dog isnt even anywhere near you how is he in the way", and i also tried sleeping upstairs in the bathtub because i thought that was my bed but my bed is downstairs. YOU NEED someone with you that KNOWS youre doing this drug that can help you out, because this drug is scary as fuck when you take it, and im done taking it, because the last two times i've done it i did 1200MG of benadryl and my pupils got huge like i was doing acid and i was high for like 3 days. i got a headache that felt like someone was cracking my skull with a hammer while high on this, and my heart was beating like a motorcycle.

"man dont take too much of that alone, a benadryl high is scary as shit"

by jakematoga July 27, 2019

Crackin the Beads

Hairflip with attitude. The new "WHATEVER!" The equivalent of rolling your eyes in digust, except, using your beads.

Girl: "Hey everyone, look at my new ring that I just bought. It was very expensive!"

Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"

Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"

(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)

Guy 1: "Whoa!"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."

by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009