Ben Wallace

Starting center for the Chicago Bulls. An incredible defender in the paint. Grabs tons of boards, and blocks shots, too. Does a lot of things that don't show up in the box score, like tip rebounds and intimidate the opposition. Kinda short for a center, but extremely strong to make up for it. On offense, he can't shoot or post-up, but he can set solid screens and pass suprisingly well. Will take a lot of flak (unfairly, IMO), if the Bulls get swept by the Pistons.

"I had to bail you out with those free-throws."
-Ben Wallace, to Ben Gordon, after hitting 7 out of 8

"Don't playa-hate."
-Ali G, to Ben Wallace

by Rfederer8 May 28, 2007

Ben Watson

we all know a Ben, also a gay Ben. Ben Watson is the ideal name for a Gay man who does gay stuff such as Rowing as a sport, Ben Watson also plays video games a lot and has a lisp that makes him sound like hes saying wowing instead of rowing.

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by Tyler Babess February 21, 2020

ben wallace

a great basketball player. best on defensive, mad large afro, plays for teh detroit pistons. Scary as hell. Last mother fucker i would want to see in a alley by myself, though outside basketball is a very nice person. Said to be able to curl like 400 pounds, though i don't belive it.

Ben wallace is a damn good basketball player

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 12, 2005

ben wallace

The best all around defensive player in the NBA including rebounds and blocks.

Ben Wallace packed the fuck out of Shaq in last night's game.

by Kyle Smith July 7, 2004

ben wah balls

Any number of balls, usually of metal and a little smaller than a ping-pong ball, inserted either in the vagina or, especially in gay erotica, in the rectum, and then pulled out slowly, producing for many people an intense sensation of pleasure.

The pull-string broke of the ben wah balls, so he wasn't able to extricate them from his ass.

by bill November 28, 2004

ben wallace

Very hairy pubic area.
Comes from the fact that Ben Wallace, the NBA player, has an out-of-control afro.

She's never shaved; she's got a ben wallace that needs a machette to navigate.

by m0nde August 9, 2005

Ben Wallace

Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons

Dude, Ben Wallace is mad thug...

by Kirill Skok October 6, 2004