bellender

a silly billy, and nob head, a fool, prankster

your such a bellender

by 80's Muff July 25, 2003

bellendrical

the shape of a bell end

richard french's face is bellendrical

by matthew george February 24, 2005

Bellendy

The word used to describe someone who is acting like a bellend or used to describe an action that is questionable.

That was such a bellendy thing to do.

by Mowgletron October 30, 2016

Berlender

Kind, intellectual, smart, caring, romantic, a chef, ambitious, very funny, not friendly and Berlender is able to create joy, putting smiles around him. Always there when we need to talk, curious about a lot of different topics, he is always able to find positive in everything. He has the ability to open conversations with anyone.

I wish I were a Berlender ." " Berlender is the coolest guy ever."

-hey, why are you always so happy?

-because i have a Berlender in my Life(:

by anonymous November 23, 2021

bellanderous

The adjective form of bell end

This drunk old geezer stumbled past me looking like a bellanderous twat, last night.

by Reece696969696968 July 14, 2023

Bellender Carlisle

A girl who annoyingly just focuses on the top corner of your helmet when giving you oral sex

That wasn't no job! Gal just camped out Central North East of the Glans head only on some peckish shit. Shit that shit was shit.

Upto several Bellender Carlisle in every hood man...move on. You worth more.

by Kunnin April 10, 2019

Bellendry

The art of doing something that makes everyone shake their heads and whisper non-sweet things about you. Derives from the word "bellend", which itself refers to:-

a.) the end of the penis
b.) an utter shitbag

Bellendry is often associated with minus points in the grand old game of life - for example, announcing yourself as a Trump-supporter is an automatic score of -20.

"Hey man, I just pushed an old kind lady down some stairs and then punched a cute puppy in the face"
"That is pure bellendry, -30 points"

by Dicky McDickface November 11, 2020