Bestest Bud

(Often confused for a bestest friend or bestest buddy. Although there may be some overlap between the three, it is quite an insult to call a Bestest Bud, or the tandem, anything other than their proper name). This is truly someone you care about. They are always there for you no matter what. They can always make you laugh and know how and when to put a smile on your face. Although it may take you some time before you realize that you are in fact Bestest Buds, it will definitely be worth the wait. Bestest Buds are usually met in the strangest of places(Michael Scott's office) and you bond over the most simplest of things(hangman). You can tell them anything knowing that they will not judge you and will give good heartfelt advise when needed. This is someone who you watch movies and have amazing adventures with. Your Bestest Bud is someone who you can be silent with, and it will never be awkward. A Bestest Bud is someone who you can fall asleep on(both literally and figuratively speaking) and not worry about them getting upset rather they just know that you're tired and say goodnight anyways. Bestest Buds are unstoppable when together, so NEVER try and get in their way. This is someone who you hope to keep as a life long friend, forever. I <3 my Bestest Bud. :)

Evan: " So what, are you and Shlow best friends now?"
Me: " HEY! Watch yourself! That's Bestest Buds to you bucko.
Evan: "..."

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Me: " I couldn't ask for a more fun, kind, and sweet Bestest Bud than mine, Chloe. :)

by CW2CS June 6, 2010

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009

bejeweled boner

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

bedtexting

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

senorita beater

British term for Spanish lager. In the same vain as Stella Artois is known as wife beater.

Fancy a pint of senorita beater?

by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008