bejesus

A term old people use to describe how messed up they got after smoking "the weed".

I smoked the bejesus out of me.

by Ranger Dick September 27, 2005

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

bejesus

Elements of personal awareness, sense of being, composure; 2 fear of god, spiritual anxiety

The first time I saw that lady's stare it spooked the bejesus out of me, I mean I almost lost a load!

by T Hull of O August 26, 2003

Bejesus

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

by Dan May 6, 2004

East Bejesus

A particularly remote, inconvenient location. Akin to the informal use of 'Siberia.'

"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."

Also:

"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."

by Zwieback January 12, 2018

freakin bejesus

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians

You scared the freakin bejesus out of me man!!!!

by Paddy V August 13, 2006

Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 12, 2004