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being high

Your body becomes physicaly more aware. It feels everything in altitude. Your mind is set apart from your physical aspect and you lose yourself. Your cannot control your mind from its neverending thoughs. Both these events take place and makes your world that much different. You are... high.
Fuck being high, been there done that. -Stoned Jesus
by Stoned Jesus May 21, 2007
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being his muse

how women rationalize getting dumped after a brief, mostly-sexual relationship
"I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncah Jams," - Julia Fox on being his muse, before getting dumped by Kanye West
by Theo-dorable February 16, 2022
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Just being honest

When you think shooting out your opinion, no matter how lying, incorrect, rude, obnoxious you're being, you can cover it by saying "I'm just being honest!" No, you're a jerk, and that's two different things. You ought to have your ass kicked, but most people are too nice and will let it slide. If you keep it up, someone will in fact knock your dick in the dirt, particularly if you're drunk. Hopefully everyone will take a turn, then rip your vocal cords out so "Just being honest" won't be possible for you anymore.
Rude person walks up to someone who is mildly overweight "Holy crap, you're a ugly fat cow!"
Someone else "Hey, watch your mouth!"
Rude person "Hey, I'm just being honest!"
by rr25 June 3, 2021
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being have

The opposite of being naughty.
"jimmy, behave!" "I am being have!"
by Thom July 29, 2004
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The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.
G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)
by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010
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The Four Stages Of Being High

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage
Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!
by DaFuzz March 13, 2005
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being happy

Being happy ex: I was happy now I play video games to clear my mind
by prettyface_emm March 9, 2021
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