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Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.
"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.
by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009
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Befundled

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.
My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.
by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009
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Befundled

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males
Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!
by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022
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Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010
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i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack
There is none, really:p
by Josh January 22, 2005
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Befuddlement

The general idea of being confused, and just as the word sounds like, fuddled. The kindof feeling you get when your mind is foggy. Like when it’s daylight savings. Or Chris Pratt at any given moment.
*first morning of finals week*
Person who got three hours of sleep: *walks into class*
Everyone else: *are screaming, crying, dancing around in a daze*
Person who got three hours of sleep: “what’s going on in here?” *is clearly in a daze* “I don’t understand!”
Person who also got three hours of sleep: “oh don’t have so much befuddlement, it’s finals week”
by ConfuseASponge February 25, 2018
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Befuddled

The shit she says leave me befuddled. 2: idk dude thinks she likes you. 1: ya but she never says that or acts on it.
by Titus dyfilid February 19, 2019
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