cash to be placed in a short term investment. if the investment matures well the investor can expect a rapid return in the form of getting utterly wankered and shagging some bint usually in Woolworth's doorway whilst holding a kebab
Big Al won a monkey on the gee gees so he had enough Beertokens to get us all completely trousered that night.
by neilyboy March 6, 2008
Get the Beertokens mug.A small child who is part alien and part demon queen , she may come from Venus or Pluto. Her kind is very unknown to the human Government. She loves to sing and dance with her human friends and loves being infront of a camera so she may become a youtuber.
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Get the Beezorp mug.A neighbourhood in Leeds (England).
Also a neighbourhood in Nottingham - but who cares about that one!
Also a neighbourhood in Nottingham - but who cares about that one!
by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004
Get the Beeston mug.An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops. Beezo can be used as another name for beer.
"Hey man, how would you feel about heading down to the pier, grabbing a couple of beezos, and dropping our poles in? We may not catch any fish, but hell, we'll catch a nice buzz."
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it first came around the begininng of 2006,
To be A Beeton one must generally carry the emo type outlook on life eg; try-hard really gay hair-cut, ugly and tunes memebers of the same-sex. But this meaning in particular carrys a more direct apporah to a breed of emo that is fat, ugly, and attempts to be seen with a member of the opposite sex but in actual fact is soo ugly that the only appear that way. A Beeton will also appear filthy at all times you just would not want to be around that person. and even when they have washed they seem more filthier. This person also tries to appear like they like classic rock-bands so just so they can be friends with the norm of people but this is just a cover-up of the shit music they listen to.
In general this person is more vile and disgusting then the stench and gross particles that lie in a pigs sty!
it first came around the begininng of 2006,
To be A Beeton one must generally carry the emo type outlook on life eg; try-hard really gay hair-cut, ugly and tunes memebers of the same-sex. But this meaning in particular carrys a more direct apporah to a breed of emo that is fat, ugly, and attempts to be seen with a member of the opposite sex but in actual fact is soo ugly that the only appear that way. A Beeton will also appear filthy at all times you just would not want to be around that person. and even when they have washed they seem more filthier. This person also tries to appear like they like classic rock-bands so just so they can be friends with the norm of people but this is just a cover-up of the shit music they listen to.
In general this person is more vile and disgusting then the stench and gross particles that lie in a pigs sty!
OMFG that guy, is so disgusting omg is BEETON!!!
holy crap is that guy tuning another guy. oh its just BEETON
holy crap is that guy tuning another guy. oh its just BEETON
by James T. Smirnoff September 4, 2006
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"Hey, Cletus. I'm all out of beezo. Tell that beezo-hound, Maginald to fetch me a fresh one...and stop paying child support."
"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."
"Man, I really don't feel like getting out of my chair. I wish I had a beezo-hound to get me an ice-cold beezo."
by Camel von Woogieton November 13, 2006
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Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"
Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"
Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
or,
Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
and,
Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
or,
Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
and,
Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."
by Petelite December 13, 2008
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