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chunky beef stew

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.
Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."
by fagmuffin February 23, 2005
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beef stew

The act of pinning down another person, usually someone of lesser coolness, and farting in their mouth. Was seen in the movie 'Benchwarmers', when the jock gave one of the nerds a beef stew.
Jock: "I'm gonna give this nerd a beef stew!"
Nerd: "NO!"
Jock's Friends: "BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW!"
*Jock farts in nerd's mouth*
Nerd: "I can taste the beef :<"
by skitzor September 1, 2008
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Beefsteak

An incredibly hot girl, usually one wearing spandex shorts.
"Oh man, look at that beefsteak!"
"Damn, thats some hot beefsteak!"
"Who knew there was beefsteak at track meets!"
by Light555 January 13, 2010
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langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.
My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.
by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008
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Alabama Beef Stew

When a man craps out diarrhea into the vagina of a famale and proceeds to fuck her.
The Alabama Beef Stew I gave to Hannah Florer last night got all over our new bed.
by HAFBLOWS January 5, 2010
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Beef stew dick

When you pull your dick out of a filthy street-whore's dirty ass and it has chunks of shit on it which resemble beef stew.
Dirty Hobo: I pulled my dick outta that whore's ass and and it looked like it had beef stew on it; a beef stew dick!
by Dregmaster August 22, 2006
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beef stew

A huuuuge fart, in someones face. most likely wet.
I remember getting beef stew when i was younger.
by Jade. April 25, 2008
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