Beefsteak

An incredibly hot girl, usually one wearing spandex shorts.

"Oh man, look at that beefsteak!"
"Damn, thats some hot beefsteak!"
"Who knew there was beefsteak at track meets!"

by Light555 January 13, 2010

beefsteak

A bro fest. When a bunch of guys "bro-out" or "hang with the bros and chill." There is no vagina invited. If so, the gathering is no longer a "beefsteak."

1)Ben: "What a beefsteak we are currently enjoying at the office, eh Alex?"
Alex: "Yes Ben, I couldn't agree more."
Jack: "Next time I want to bring my mom to chill with us."
Ben: "No Jack, then it wouldn't be a beefsteak.

2) Ben, Frank, Rafy, and James went to play minigolf. It was a beefsteak for the ages.

by Lets Go Mets July 27, 2009

beefsteak

A term for an incredibly hot man, used usually by gays, fags and homosexuals in general.

"I'd love to shove that beefsteak down my pants, if you know what I mean"

by JamminJarrel February 19, 2009

langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.

My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.

by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008

Buffalo Beefsteak

When a man stuffs his rectum full of ground taco beef, shits it into the gaping asshole of another man or woman, then fucks them in the ass, catching the meat on a plate as it gushes out the sides. Both parties then eat the collected beef in a lovely candlelight dinner.

Tim gave Pat the ol' Buffalo Beefsteak yesterday and he's had the runs all day now.

by DJHyde August 27, 2013

Beef Steak Pantyhose

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.

I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.

by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013

Beefteki

Traditional Greek Meatloaf Burgers

The Urban Dictionary’s Guide to making a Traditional Greek Dish.

Get yo ass a couple pounds of lean ground beef and put it in a large mixin bowl.
Crack open three eggs and drip em on that meat.
Shake, rattle, and roll a bunch uh bread crumbs up in that.
Crank open a can of tomato sauce an drizzle it all over.
You drankin red wine outta a box? Pour your glass in the bowl.
Take out yo shiv and start slicin up a couple onions son.
Guess where those onions be going. In the bowl muthufucka.
Pull out you bag o green- naw n***a I meant the oregano.
Sprinkle it on like some primo kief!
Now time for some S&P. That’s salt and peppa for yall ignorants out there.
Don’t skimp on the salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now pull out the red pepper. Like Frank’s Hot Sauce I put that shit on everything.
At this point you might have to go to the store… cuz you don’t got no feta and olive oil. Not my bad.
Those be the key ingredients- a whole lotta feta. Got it? Good. Toss it in the bowl.
Now it’s time to get yo hands dirty. Start squeezing all that goodness like you makin love to it.
Mix it up mix it up mix it up!
Patty cake, patty cake (STFU)… put them patties on a tray cause they’re goin 'way to the flame.
Slather that grill up with spray oil, we don’t want no sticky business goins on.
Fire that shit up at 350 and flip dem three times cookin a whole 16 min.
Serve em up hot and pour on the lemon juice. You just made Beefteki: Greek Meatloaf Burgers.

by Jason AliasPseudonym June 20, 2013