Beef Curtain
Beef Curtain by Doug March 31, 2005
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Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.
beef curtain by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004
Beef Curtain
A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.
Beef Curtain by madhatter951 August 17, 2012
Beef Curtain
While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.
1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.
Beef Curtain by Andrew Gratring September 13, 2005
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Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain
beef curtain by wide ass hole October 1, 2011