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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!
by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
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bedangi

A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.
"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."
by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016
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Bedgawking

When a couple lays in bed together naked on multiple occasions but never engages in sexual activities
Dude, Mike and Holly are just bedgawking in my room every night.
by Wolp Daddy April 26, 2017
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Badhasamy

A term used within the Durban Indian community to describe someone who is useless. It is most commonly used as an insult, but may also be used in a joke-like manner. One can be considered a badhasamy if, for example, they do not provide meaningful value to a conversation (viz. talks rubbish) constantly and consistently, struggles with his/her academic studies, and does not seek to improve themselves or their situation in any shape, way or form - resulting in a perception of overwhelming mediocrity of that person.

Being a badhasamy is considered contagious, and often badhasamy's (p.) naturally associate with one another and feed of each other as a way to compensate or console their own lack of personal ability.

Badhasamy's do not realize that they are badhasamy's and it may be difficult to identify them at times as they'll possess qualities such as smooth-talking and may be popular socially, making it exceptionally hazardous to other non-badhasamy's.
Beware, that guy is a badhasamy.
Stop being a badhasamy.
She's performed badly at university because she's a badhasamy.
by SheWantsTheJordy January 1, 2019
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bedead

A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.
I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.
by bedead February 6, 2014
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bedangler

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils
She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.
by CapableGirl July 15, 2006
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Bedcave

The term bedcave is used to describe when you get fully underneath your cover, duvet etc leaving a small opening near your face allowing you to peer out at the world from the saftey of your aftificially constructed womb.

Note 1: No worldly troubles can pass beyond the borders of the bedcave.

Note 2: All mosnsters, ghouls, ghosts, witchies, zombies et al are unable to intrude upon the protective borders of the bedcave.
Having emersed himself under his covers, Jim text his friend Andrew stating, "I'm safely tucked up in the bedcave, I can't believe my luck, i fucking love the bedcave!"
by Raoul_Duke March 27, 2009
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