The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.
Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
by dj crackpot October 26, 2017
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Get the Beheading mug.Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
by A Dub November 10, 2008
Get the behead the brown tortoise mug.When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.
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Get the beheading mug.When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off
Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat
by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017
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Susan thought she had it together but her friends realized she was fairly beheaded when she could not properly order a sundae at McDonalds.
John did not realize he was beheaded until he was slapped by each girl at the party.
John did not realize he was beheaded until he was slapped by each girl at the party.
by PitFaced November 13, 2012
Get the Beheaded mug.A personal look and style that only happens when you first wake up in the morning until you decide to leave your home. Also, the lowest effort makeup and hair application when you are 'slumming' it for the day. The bedhead beauty's catch praise is 'I woke up like this.' Bedhead hair has seen the run way many times, but was not translated into a makeup routine until recently. Men perceive this style as 'natural' and 'no makeup,' women translate it as 'minimal makeup.'
Originally coined by Chaudie on her blog "Glided Leggings," when referring to Emma Watson and her makeup kit posted by MTV
Originally coined by Chaudie on her blog "Glided Leggings," when referring to Emma Watson and her makeup kit posted by MTV
Although my style tastes are different, I want that type of beauty when i wake up in the morning. That's right, Emma Watson is my standard for 'bedhead beauty.'
by Gilded Leggings May 12, 2014
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