Tsairus Beasley

A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.

Damn Danielle! Tsairus Beasley keeps on flirting and boob plopping on that Oluwadamilola Akinola.

by KellogGoat November 22, 2018

beazey

Another name for bitch

Why does she have to be such a beazey to me?

by Elizabeth Nadroj January 2, 2007

tyler beasley

a tall, redneck, mullet wearing kuntry boy

here comes that tyler beasley!

by oofenshmurtz June 5, 2018

Beasley Clock

The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.

Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.

by Skraggles January 11, 2008

Beazle

A super strong rum and cola; A glass filled near the top with rum and ice with a splash of cola; A mixed drink with 80% rum and 20% cola

Last night Steve arrived at the party late and wanted to catch up with his buddies so he poured himself a beazle.

by Winnawinnachikindinna June 29, 2020

Liam Beasley

A true animal, famous for being a machine, commonly know as TANK.

The women want him, the men want to be him

There goes Liam Beasley... i would even though i'm a man!

by JESUS_the son of god May 17, 2011

winnie beasley

a 6 foot tall black woman.
former principal of freetown lakeville middle school.
usually stays under her office hunting large african animals with her blow dart gun.
only comes out when a child is in trouble.

i was sitting outside the class room today for smaking my teacher in the face and i got scared because i saw winnie beasley get a quick glance at me and run over very angry and say "whuchh you doin out hea chiiield"

by nate henriques March 23, 2009