Beaver fever

Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.

My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever

by LKJOIJKL November 4, 2008

Beaver Fever

When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.

Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!

by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015

Beaver Fever

A slang term for the commonly spread disease "Chlamydia"

"Wow Jim! The Beaver Fever is a son of a bitch."

by Phillip Zombiepants May 19, 2010

Beaver Fever

Term often used to describe the extreme hangover one has after the Canada Day long weekend.

I didn't make it back to work until the Thursday after Canada Day because I had such a bad case of Beaver Fever.

by GinSeven July 8, 2010

Beaver Fever

slang term for referring to a homo or someone else who has an uncontrollable craving for "wood"

Damn that dudes got a seious case of beaver fever.

by Jim Boob September 8, 2010

Beaver fever

Beaver fever is an occurrence where an individual has an extreme sense of sexual arousal, more specifically towards a female's genital area, playfully known as the "beaver".

Wow I haven't been laid in so long, I sure do have some beaver fever.

by Dowers June 9, 2023

beaver fever

A humorous euphemism for a female STD.

Davoin: You didn’t bang out Sharkeisha last night, did you?

L’Carpetron: Hell nah, dawg. I heard she got the beaver fever.

Davoin: Das right my G, bish got the herpegonnasyphylaids. Best wrap it ‘fo you tap it.

by Paul Sateingshaft December 15, 2025