load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

wiener bearing

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.

Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

by Preventoriumboys May 5, 2021

Pooh bearing

One who wears only a shirt, but no underwear or pants, like winnie the pooh

Put some underwear on, you're pooh bearing

by cyclaptor January 26, 2010

Befrigger

(v.) To disrupt, scuttle, or otherwise interfere with; to lower the value of through the deliberate introduction of chaos or fuckery.

Having downloaded a peer-to-peer application against his better judgment, Kevin's operating system was befriggered beyond recognition thanks to a host of fuckware.

by kemibe June 28, 2010

yogi bearing

when someone usually under the age of 21 comes poorly prepared to a camping trip "without booze" and then visits another campsite and relieves them of their delicious treats and beer.

Tonight was going to be a sober night until jimmy went yogi bearing for that ice chest.

by Genitalia1371duecenine June 14, 2010

Behringer

A german musical equipment manufacturer that produces its goods in china. Among many things they make mixers, amplifiers and microphones and sell them at significantly low prices. Often get a bad rap by professionals often times unfairly. While not all of their stuff is always the most reliable choice, their value is incredible and to most starving artists the accessibility to good gear at a fraction of the price of other brands is a godsend.

I would have to sell my house to buy most advanced mixing consoles but the behringer does the job just fine at a fraction of the price. The price difference much exceeds the quality difference.

by stingingpaininthebrain March 27, 2015

Load Bearing Balls

A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load

Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019