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bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019
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bearded bagpipes

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.
"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
by brBling April 18, 2009
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bearded clamshell

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Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
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Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester
Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"
by Hole Fish May 2, 2019
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bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


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by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Bearded Clam

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
by Cary the B May 17, 2006
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