Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

banstick

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.

I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!

by jenou May 13, 2007

jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

beastocity

the level of beast that something is.

The beastocity of that guy exceeds 100.

by splooge_11 June 7, 2005

Beanstalker

A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.

by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010

jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 6, 2004

BeanBlockz

a very shitty minecraft server where the community manager verbally abuses her staff members, the owners don't give a shit about their players and just want to milk money out of them.

slime: "hey omg did u see how 50 staff members quit the Beanblockz staff team at the same time?"
zombie: "yeah, i'm so glad they did though! the management treats their staff so badly :("

creeper: "more than 50 moderators left the BeanBlockz staff team at once and the management didn't take it as a sign that something should change about how they're acting!"
skeleton: "wow, thats fucked! i'm never playing there again!"

by jesusofallLEsbians November 14, 2020