by jewfro44 September 2, 2014
Get the beak out mug.A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.
person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
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A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
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comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'
comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'
Wow. That time when you set the curve for class by 50 points was truly beamonesque.
That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!
That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!
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