Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

Balleritis

When you been ballin' half your life and you still hoopin'.

That one dude who plays basketball all the time must be some kind of baller, probably has balleritis.

by BetaBill February 23, 2017

Beaveritis

Inflamation of the brain from being obseesed with beavers.

When I can't sleep I get beaveritis.

by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018