Bastion Booger

the funniest professional wrestler in the history of WWF. I saw him win a match by falling on his oponent, then he belched and ate a banana with his mouth open.

Bastion Booger rocks! Bring back Bastion Booger to the WWF

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

Bastion main

When someone lacking soul or skill mains bastion in Overwatch

Oh no. Not a bastion main!

by M3m310rd September 16, 2016

Bastion

To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.

That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.

by PooFlavin October 13, 2021

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010

Bastion Main

A bastion main is a guy who has no family or life and will never have such things. So, he or she picks the Overwatch character "Bastion," only to fuck with other people's lives. The bastion main can be mainly found in comp & Quick Play, it's their natual habitat.

Man, FUCK that bastion main!

by I_Got_Barzzzzzzzx April 10, 2017

Bation

The result of masturbation/bating.

Fuck, I covered suzy in bation!

by Skeet Bation April 16, 2005