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The Batts

A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.
We love ourselves The Batts every once in a while.
by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022
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Robert batts

Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
Robert batts just so fucking fine and lightskin might be a lil short but he fasho pull the most btcs out of the friend group he might take to btc
by Hesofine12 November 20, 2023
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Greg Bates

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.
I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know
by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018
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Ass Bats

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...
by Billy_ott October 25, 2012
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Oswald Bates

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.
"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3
by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011
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bathseba

A beautiful, independent girl, who doesn't need anyone to make decisions for her as everything she has done in life was from her OWN hard work. She can be chatty, lively and friendly to people she meets and is a real crowd pleaser. Even though she can be quite naïve she stands her ground while holding her crown!
A name given to a girl "Bathseba"
by A real chargie May 6, 2018
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batshit crazy

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.
Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
by KBLI August 20, 2009
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