Battlestar

A capital space ship designed to conquer and destroy all who get in its way. This term can also be used to describe something that is legendary.

The Battlestar fired its mega-cannon upon the enemy fleet, blowing them to smithereens. Alt. definition: That road trip was super battlestar.

by Jdizzle to the Fizzle March 4, 2009

Battlestar Galactica

usually associated with bears and beets.

Bears, beets Battlestar Galactica!

by 8vyoy May 5, 2019

Battlestar Grabastica

When the level of grabass reaches epidemic fucking proportions.

I was on a conference call with work, the Sr. V.P. came on and it went from a simple 20 minute call to ballsuck central, it turned into an episode of Battlestar Grabastica.

by Ned Nickelfritz April 25, 2006

battlescars

The scars or temporary wounds sustained in sexual intercourse, usually when one person claws at anothers back with their nails as a result of experiencing an orgasm.

"last night was amazing, look at these battlescars she gave me"

by Davies1337 May 27, 2008

Battlestar Galactica

The best fraking show ever! About a group of humans who have fled their home worlds due to destruction from group of sentient robots( aka Cylons) they then engage in a search for a new plant (Earth) then, temporarily forget about the planet due to the discovery of Cylons living within the fleet, and eventually end the story by finding out interesting things about some main character's species. Throughout the coarse of the show there is a lot of chaos, killing off main characters, sex, running out of supplies and Bob Dylan songs. Much better than it sounds.... However, the ending is highly disappointing, so after season 2.5, just stop watching and make up your own ending. The show has a prestory that is now airing on syfy called Caprica.

Sara: Hey, did you watch BSG like I told you to?
Jess: Yeah...
Sara:Didn't you frakn' LOVE IT?
Jess: Um...
Sara: Oh... Next time watch the 2003 remake.
The original Battlestar Galactica is NOT what I'm talking about, people!

by Seelix June 10, 2010

battlescars

marks made on one's arms, legs, or other body parts caused by intentional cutting (often emo associated but not necessarily ((lets not stereotype))). These are typically across the street method and are typically only battlescars when they are older or partially healed.

Arms covered in little pinkish marks as though they were battlescars made when he/she was fighting depression...

by Echo da V May 15, 2011

Battlestar Flu

Results from watching 30 or more episodes of Battlestar Galactica in a row.

Symptoms of Battlestar Flu include lack of sleep, using the word “frak” as a curse word, and suspecting everyone around you is a frakking Cylone….

Hey boss, I can't come into work today, I've got Battlestar flu

by AK2011 June 2, 2011