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Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.
She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson
by Jeck foul February 24, 2024
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maddox batson

by robstown16 February 7, 2025
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Junior Badson

some kid who’s up to no good
Junior Badson is the opposite of a model citizen
by Myrestlessness August 27, 2022
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Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks
YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT
by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018
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Bathong

It's a exclamation word... Showing how shocked you are, like Cyril Ramaphosa kind of Shocked
"This country is not mine bathong" , said Cyril
by @T. January 25, 2021
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