batoon

To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.

Johnny: "Damn dude, Danielle is really batooning hard over there."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."

by fattybakn June 13, 2017

Batoone

to have a serious thoughts of a predictable past

i had a batoone which caused me to guess my future

by LULCORN September 21, 2018

Barpooning

The act of trolling through a bar or crowded establishment in search of otherwise unacceptable ass

I went barpooning last night and snuck out of her place right after the handy

by Tember June 9, 2011

batphone

Noun- a man or woman you can call on short notice for a hookup, similar to a booty call. The word derives from the phone Commissioner Gordon could use to contact Batman any time of the day or night.

"I'm pretty hard up tonight. I better call the batphone."

by Dean Garrett September 4, 2005

Batoonguf

Batoonguf is used when someone says something really retarded

Person 1: I think Cardical is not sexy

Person 2: Batoonguf

by Cardical May 9, 2021

batoonka

A phat ass

“Damn you gotta batoonka”

by Poop monster April 5, 2022

rageef bathoon

the act of sucking dick to get ones self out of debt. Also a pakistani crackhead with spiked hair, and a small dirty brown penis

Yo man, i dont have all the money right now, but if you let me rageef bathoon your cock we'll call it even

by Anonymous March 6, 2003