bathroom

Verb - the ACT of relieving oneself, and although spelled like the noun, this is pronounced "buh-THROOM"

1. "Can we pull over? I need to bathroom REAL BAD!!!"

2. "Your damn dog baTHROOMED right in the middle of my beautiful yard!!"

by Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan September 1, 2013

The Bathroom

Where boys become men. A place to jack off.

Dude......im bored," "just go to the bathroom.

by BathroomBoy13 December 7, 2010

Bathrooming

The act of doing something in the bathroom.

I really have to take a crap. So I guess it's time to go bathrooming.

by Fuck-a-Samophlange April 27, 2009

Bathroomize

(1.) verb: To relieve oneself in a restroom, bathroom, outhouse, loo, water closet, or any similar location. (2.) verb: To urinate or defecate.

(1.) As he finished eating, Alex felt a sudden urge to bathroomize.

(2.) It is unlawful to bathroomize in public places.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Bathroom

What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.

John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Bathroom

originally designed as a room for sanitary use. It was later viciously throttled and adapted into a social breeding ground for xXVapeLordsXx and under-aged horn rabbits that do not understand the meaning of chastity

Original use of Urinals and/or toilets: U N K N O W N (adapted use: throwing away gum or vomiting)
Original use of stalls: To surround toilets (adapted use: the wargrounds and trenches of utter horniness

male horn rabbit: wanna stik mai pp rod into your hoo-hah
female horn rabbit: sure, but lets do it in the bathroom

VapeLord 1: bruh i got some mango pods
VapeLord 2: sick bro lets go to the bathroom to puff them clouds

by Fried_RiceBiotch May 10, 2019

Bathroom

The most magical place in the universe...the most important room in the house. The room where you should only take a bath but you also doodoo and peepee in. The only room you’ll ever need.

Bob: Yo fam dis the bathroom?

Rick: Boi Obviously I’m sitting on a toilet! Get out you perv!

by FartyDoodooHead March 11, 2018