batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

batardized bottomburp

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I LOVE YoU!

by Honkers December 14, 2003