banterbate

Idle chat about a topic of little relevance. A discusion that lacks direction and meaning.

I rang my ex-girlfriend last night, we banterbated for hours!

In science I was bored so I banterbated with Brad

by Rewi! August 4, 2005

Ass-Blasterbate

A form of masturbation involving fingering ones ass hole and extremely runny diarrhea. The act can be extremely loud and messy and for unknown reasons is frowned upon when carried out in public.

After days of eating Taco Bell, Ronald finally had the shits necessary to Ass-Blasterbate to the best of his abilities.

by TheWopShop December 31, 2013

Basturbate

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.

Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.

by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010

Mastermate

A partner you have with you when masterbating. Also a typo for masterbate.

Wow, you would make an excellent mastermate.

by I believe its not butter. December 6, 2009

Bashermænd

A mixture of the two danish words "bash" and "tømmermænd" which means being "high" or stoned" and having a hangover . Bashermænd is the hangover you get, the morning after smoking a lot of weed the night before.

i've got bashermænd after last night

by Henrik skovsen February 11, 2017

buttermate

When you are in prison and a inmate jams a stick of butter up your rectum.

You just got buttermate/buttermated.

by John_doe42069 December 21, 2022

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011