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Assplosion Sundae

An extremely cruel yet hilarious prank to play on somebody, where you give them a sundae and they have diarrhea so hard it almost breaks the toilet. The sundae is made like any other sundae, except it contains crushed up laxatives and crushed up stool softeners. Causing the "Victim" or "Target" to have very liquid, very forceful shits, causing them to (Sometimes) shit themselves.
Dude 1: Yo, I just gave Josh an Assplosion Sundae!
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Just watch.
Josh (Eating Sundae): Oh shit, I gotta shit HARD!! (Runs towards bathroom) Fuck! I can't hold it in! (Shit oozes out of bottom of pants)
Dude 2: Dude, that's evil, but I can't stop laughing!
Dude 1: Fuck yeah man!
by AntHill206 November 19, 2011
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bustplosion

The aftermath of cumming so hard, you rid your face of all that heinous acne.
That bustplosion really helped me clear my face before picture day.
by Bustinator September 20, 2023
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roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.
"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."
by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009
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assplosion

extemely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge.
After eating Taco Bell I had a massive assplosion.
by Bud Drayton November 13, 2002
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bayplosion

Any on-screen explosion caused by director Michael Bay.
Watch any Michael Bay movie, they're filled with bayplosions!
by benandnerdy June 27, 2009
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bumsplosion

The blast of diarrhea that occurs when one has been traveling in developing countries. The detonation is usually preceded by a series of tremors indicating the bumsplosion is imminent and it is time to run toward the closest safe blast zone. The bumsplosion can happen anywhere, however, and unless one has made it to a safe blast zone, they usually find themselves laying on their sides at the site of the bumsplosion for the aftershocks.
I tripped on a little girl while running down the beach, feeling the tremors, and I found myself on my side at the epicenter of the bumsplosion, my head on a sandcastle.
by Ronny Junkins September 27, 2011
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assplosion

The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.

In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.

see also BM Blowout
Damn cuz, Stewart done dropped another assplosion!
by the_guy January 16, 2005
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