assclownery 

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.

The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.

assclownery by Vinny D. January 15, 2003

assclown 

1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an wordasshat/word.

2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.

3. An untalented schmuck.

1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.

2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.

3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.

assclown by RumGunner August 29, 2002

assclown 

someone who acts like an idiot to the fullest.

look at this assclown running a red light.

assclown by sinestro1 December 25, 2010

assclownology 

1. The study and or practice of being an Assclown

Kevin really knows his Assclownology.

assclownology by mp3452 October 18, 2010

assclown 

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.

1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.

2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.

assclown by J. Malik September 19, 2005

Assclown McDouche 

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

Assclown McDouche by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010

bassdown 

The part of a song where the whole band gets real quiet, except the bassist, who lays down some sweet riffs until the guitarist shreds his brains out. Useful in concert for conversing with the crowd about whether or not they are having a good time, and giving Peter Frampton enough time to set up his vocoder.

My guitar amp malfunctioned, so we had to start up an impromptu bassdown.

bassdown by Brother Damascus October 19, 2009