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based retard

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.
Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.
by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018
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baherl

A word created by @Za-Chary* on Scratch, a kids coding website, in response to a comment on his profile, and then proceeded to comment on the LGBTQ+ studio, which popularized the word as a joke.
That was totally baherl!
by DraconicOxalis December 28, 2020
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Play Baseball

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.
Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)
by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014
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C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.
did u hear about C team baseball?
by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020
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Hit Based

Synonym: "Foe confidence"

A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.

"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"

Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:

Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.
Bryan *while holding a pop tart of a phone*: "I was shooting a TV show in Alaska, by the way, a hunting show."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."
by Tenmidpodette October 19, 2014
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red spy in the base

red spy in the base part 1:

Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Red spy in the base part 2:

I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
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Fifth base

Sam!!!
What?
Cas and i got to fifth base!!
FINALLY !!!!
by Ammei May 17, 2018
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