Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022

el barto'd

Whenever friends convene to kick back a drink or two, it is often the case that someone will expire before the others. This unfortunate individual, as penance for their crime of being the first to retire, can, and must, be punished for not being able to handle their drink. Thus, they are often desecrated, or celebrated, in various ways. The worst, or perhaps best from the spectator’s perspective, involves genitalia and a digital camera—you get where this is going. When all is said and done, this person typically wakes up without knowing how he or she has bonded with others while they were unconscious. Oddly enough, there are cases where this individual may have the audacity to become irate when they learn about their special experience. In very special cases, the individual will laugh at hearing others tell the story of their moment in the sun; they think that others are speaking of someone else, but they are not! Although such a reaction may be expected, it does not seem appropriate. It is through experiences like this that friendships are born.

someone at this party is going to get el barto'd!

dude! you totally got el barto'd!

by party goer April 17, 2005

Horse Barto

a word to call a man who loves to have sexual interactions with a horse

Jeff: OH Horse barto what you doing this weekend.
Emmett: you know me just going horse riding

by FUUSED892 February 7, 2022

zack barto

Girl #1 Zack Barto is a fucking stud.

Girl #2 I Just literally Came

Girl #1 Same

Did you see that guy he is a total Zack Barto

by FuckBoy #ImAFakeAssBitch January 18, 2018

clint barton

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark

Clint Barton Aka Hawkeye

by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.

Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.

by Bartalot February 25, 2021

Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

by Mr BigG April 22, 2015