Barportunity

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.

Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

by Hater of SlackJaws April 1, 2025

barpothesis

A theory developed under the influence of alcohol.

Drunk Dave argued with his friends for hours about why his team would win the football match tomorrow. Unfortunately, his barpothesis did not hold up the next day.

by prik kee noo November 30, 2022