QE Barnet

One of the most neekiest schools in all of England. If you come here, you either have been in private education throughout your primary school years and/or sacrificed 3 years of your life by spending each weekend going to 87 tuitions just to get in here. Boys here have absolutely zero knowledge on how to talk to a girl, and there is always that one point where they all start crushing on girls at HBS. About 98% of boys here are Asian.

I got to QE Barnet
Wow you are a neek

by Taliban_501 November 28, 2021

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus February 22, 2009

Branstrom

Branstrom ladies party hard. They are known for knowing how to shop lift, where to buy some good weed, and knowing how to make some awesome drinks.

Let's go find that Branstrom girl.

by Jenifer McKenna January 20, 2009

Bernster

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

by Clitflab July 13, 2019

stinky barnet

Used to describe someones hair when they have bleached it. This is because bleach makes your hair stink.

Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."

by thedackster October 18, 2017

barnsley kiss

a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.

Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!

by Nk Elite June 11, 2006

barnetto

A cocktail made predominantly from citrus fruits as follows:

4-5 limes crushed in a straight glass
single lemon vodka
single london gin
fill with crushed ice
top up with lemonaide

Mine's a Barnetto or give me your finest barnetto bar keep

The Barnetto is currently being served in london, stockholm, milan and dubai

by Barnetto boy October 17, 2008