Enterprise bargaining

1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.

This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!

by jamesbrown May 1, 2003

Barmanizing

To say a joke over and over again until it becomes mass torture to hear it.

Many people are Barmanizing the joke "More chins than a Chinese phonebook" and have been for many, many years.

by JewBass127 November 5, 2010

Bandaiding

Trying to fix an issue with someone or something, much like a band-aid.

Person 1: Look baby I am really sorry for what I did, but I still love you!

Person 2: If you were sorry you wouldn't have done it. Stop bandaiding it!

by xMissMeow June 16, 2016

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

pop culture bargaining

A system of exchanging pop culture. You agree to watch or listen or read something such as a movie, tv show, or book and in exchange a friend will have to do the same.

I will watch Blades of Glory if you listen to The Bealtes.
I see we are pop culture bargaining...interesting.

by iapprovethismessage November 28, 2010

boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.

College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.

by QuacksO December 7, 2011

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003