barefooter

n. One who frequently (if not always) walks around barefoot in public. He or she takes pride in this fact, and is not ashamed of having dirty feet. The person may, in fact, have been kicked out of stores, restaurants, and other public places due to his or her bare feet, and likes to flaunt it. There are some advantages to this lifestyle, however: according to some research, it keeps your feet healthier. Quite a few Facebook groups and websites have been dedicated to this lifestyle, indicating its popularity. Not recommended for certain urban areas!

Alex (to woman): Hey, are you a barefooter too?

Woman: Yes I am! Let's walk barefoot through Wal-Mart and see if they kick us out!

barefooter by loop zoop June 18, 2011

barefooter

One who walks without shoes and socks in public. It usually can be identified by permanent dust on the person's soles.

I could tell that she was a barefooter, because her soles were covered in permanent dust.

barefooter by Whitly September 18, 2008

barefoot lawyer 

A self taught person who has to file court motions without the assistance of a certified attorney.

I couldn't afford to hire an attorney when my ex husband took me to court to reduce his child support, so I was my own barefoot lawyer.

barefoot lawyer by YoureWelcome___ June 16, 2016

barefrontin 

When girls aren't wearing panties

Letting the vagina air out the day after sexual encounter(s) is known as barefrontin like a horse without a saddle

barefrontin by katkin January 4, 2014

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot 

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

barefoot and pregnant 

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

barefoot and pregnant by breeder jim April 18, 2015

barefoot 

without shoes or socks

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot

barefoot by z September 13, 2003