Cracker-Barreled

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

getting barreled

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.

me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

by chickenoodlesoupp February 3, 2021

Barcelona Fingertrap

A sexual position involving 2 men and 2 women.

The two women 69, while the men enter the women from either end. One standing doggy style and one Standing Modified missionary.

Related to a Chinese Fingertrap but with one more female participant.

Bob and Ryan Barcelona Fingertrapped Lesley and Nicole.

by Jacques Bob November 12, 2007

Double Barreling

The unfortunate event, usually due to food poisoning, of vomiting and having explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Several hours after our date at the Chinese restaurant, my wife and I got food poisoning and were double barreling all night long.

by JohnnyK30 December 22, 2015

Double Barrel Blowjob

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.

She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

clearing barrel

1) Barrel filled with sand placed on most U.S. military ranges and specifically near the armory. Used to clear out a weapon in an unknown condition. That way if a round is discharged it enters the sand and is stopped instead of entering your platoon mate.

2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."

Devil 1: I can't believe they outlawed the whore house.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.

by the Spaniard April 30, 2006